Woman arrested for playing with 3-year old's willy

In an unbelievable case of taking the adage 'CATCH THEM YOUNG' to the extremes, a Tynwald woman got arrested on allegations of fondling her three-year-old neighbour's privates.

Melisa Nkomo has since appeared before Harare magistrate Anita Tshuma facing a charge of indecent assault. She was remanded out of custody to 26 November on US$50 bail.

State led by prosecutor Tungamirai Chakurira alleges that on a date unknown to the complainant, Melisa took the three-year-old boy from his parents' house and went with him to her residence. Upon arrival, Melisa allegedly removed the pair of shorts that the toddler was wearing and had a moment of enthusiasm with the boy's little male organ, it is alleged. Melisa is said to have immediately made the complainant wear his pair of shorts after the act. The young boy's mother, however, learnt of the incident and made a police report leading to Melisa's arrest.

One wonders if this is a serious case of desperation or if this woman is psychologically ok. Playing with a little boy's privates? Who does that? Hoping to achieve what? Wonders shall never end.

Obama's Victory

Barak Obama celebrating victory with his family.

So yesterday morning we woke up to the news of Obama's victory. So the guy "amazingly" wins, amidst all of the controversy from Donald Trump and the heat from Romney. Personally, i didn't think he was going to make it back into the White House. He did, and Americans are happy.

Question is, though, what has he got to offer this time round. He's been given a chance before and didn't change so much. The biggest thing that he has under his belt is the much publicised Osama Bin Laden kill. For me, that's just it. The guy came in with a lot of promises, brought in a lot of hope for the American people yet when it came time for the actual rule, he was just like all the other American presidents before him. Only difference is the guy managed to garner a lot of respect for himself.

So, this time, again, he brings a lot of promises. He told his enthusiastic supporters that the future was bright for America.

“In this election the American people reminded us that while our road has been hard and our journey has been long, we have picked ourselves up and fought our way back,” Obama said.

“We know in our hearts that for the United States the best is yet to come.” (Yah Obama, that's what we thought the last time!)

Obama said he was returning to the White House “more determined and more inspired than ever”. (We didn't see your effort the last time, boo. What's new?)

“I have never been more hopeful about the future and never been more hopeful about America,” he added. (Hope, hope hope! That's a line we've heard a million times before)

The president of America also paid tribute to his defeated rival after their “fierce battle”, saying he looked forward to working with Governor Romney “to move this country forward”.

So, yes, the people have given him 4 more years in office. Let's see what "changes" this time.

On a lighter note, though, here's a joke i came across and thought it was so funny. Enjoy:

Barak Obama: I've made history by winning a second term as a president
Robert Mugabe: Two terms? Nigga, please! I've had more!